Middle-aged surfer by Devin Bull

I’m getting a sore ass from sitting at my desk

My kids running around being pests

Stuff em in the car and drive away

Get out of the office and escape for the day

Take the highway and head down to the beach

Paddle out into the waves where no cell phone will reach

Waves are unreal and almost never anyone out

Some happiness inside wants to run down the beach and shout

As the swell pumps so does my stress-free stoke

I guess I’m a pretty lucky middle-aged bloke