I went on holiday recently to a place where the surf instructors had these stylish new trunks and Russian accents.  And their students . . . well judge for yourself.

#1  The result of taking advice from someone who doesn’t know how to surf.  Isn’t that guy facing the wrong way? 

#2  Yep!  Standing prematurely and facing the board and body in the wrong the direction.

#3  And here are the surf instructors!  Check the fashionable trunks on the Russian surf instructor on the right.  He seems to really know what he is talking about.

#4  Okay, well I guess he knew enough to point his student in the right direction this time.  Though we still have a problem with forgetting to paddle and standing prematurely

#5  The claim